Dating is lonely
I've heard there can be some real animals out there! Meet Spruce, the one-year-old Humboldt penguin who is jumping into the online dating pool.
The Weymouth Sea Life Adventure Park is helping him find love on dating site, Plenty of Fish, in a hilarious write up.
Not to mention the dating horror stories when you actually do meet up and find you're totally incompatible."Our team hand reared Spruce from a chick and we successfully reintroduced him into our penguin colony," his carer Sarah Everett told the Dorset Echo."All the adult penguins are now entering their breeding season and are busy making nests.Imagine this: you’re in a house by the beach, the rent is paid, and you’re lounging on a feather-stuffed futon in a silk robe.You delicately shovel caviar into your mouth from well manicured fingertips, and sip a glass of champagne.